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Hello Kent,
This is the Bad News Robot...I have bad news for you:

Valhalla is a dirty dirty cunt. You must learn to dominate her.

06/28/2010 20:54 EDT
STATUS: CALL: 773; VOICE: DUDE; TWEET: 0; EMAIL: FALSE;
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